There are ads about it everywhere….there’s probably even one or two ads on this page! I can’t imagine that anyone’s colon has years of stored waste!

Listening to: Porcelain by Moby on

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Seriously, if you want a really clean colon, just schedule a colonoscopy for yourself. They’ll give you complete instructions on how to get your entire GI tract squeaky clean!

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Here is a list of our least popular posts (many are understandable):

• Bad speeling and grammar all over the internets- Just a list of spelling and grammatical errors we see all too often on the web.
• I’m a bad boy!- Oooh! The momma was angry at me that day! P.S. I repeated this exact episode at Sam’s house! (heh-heh! I get away with so much!)
• Happy St Patrick’s Day!- Somewhat corny list of what the momma did on St. Patrick’s Day 2008
• Counting down….- Ummm, yeah….not worth revisiting…..
• Don’t say good-bye, Joe- I think the momma was on something strange that day….
• Let me borrow that top- Now this one is definitely worth a gander. It’s a comedy/music video by Liam Kyle Sullivan. Actually, all of his videos are hilarious!
• Back with a vengeance- This title isn’t informative of the content. Basically, it’s a list/video of common poisonous plants that pets like to chew on.
• Still working night and day….- Part of series of posts about an angry/sad/funny story that happened to the momma and me (and the cats) recently.
• Getting worse…much worse, indeed!- Part of the same series. If interested, it’s probably best to start from the beginning: Trouble brewing…-
• Thirteen on the momma’s desk- Just a list of crap on the momma’s desk. Part of the NaBloPoMo list series. Maybe we’ll try that again in February (the shortest month!)
• Insight out- A few videos (or links to videos) with insight to stroke, autism, and a sweet video of an Alzheimer disease patient.
• Twin news- Just spreading the good news about OTC’s newborn twins!

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Mmmmm…….doesn’t this look tasty???

It’s a Litter Box Cake!

Do you want the recipe?

[From Dolittler: How to Make a Litterbox Cake]:

Ingredients

• 2 recipes of brownies
• 1 recipe chocolate frosting (not canned)
• 2 recipes of angel food or white cake
• 1 large box of Nerds…pick out the blue and green ones
• 1 bag Tootsie Rolls
• 1 brand-new litter box (hand-washed)
• 1 brand-new litter scooper (hand-washed)
• 1/4 cup dark honey

Assembly

1. Line the bottom of the litter box with brownie squares
2. Soften the frosting in the microwave to achieve a pour-able consistency
3. Pour frosting over the brownies in an even layer and smooth out into the corners
4. In a large bowl, crumble the cake into fine, litter-like crumbs and sprinkle to cover the brownie/frosting layer
5. Sprinkle blue and green Nerds evenly over the top (to resemble air freshening crystals)
6. Sculpt Tootsie rolls into realistic kitty turds
7. Randomly insert litter scooper
8. Scatter and embed Tootsie roll sculptures into cakey litter
9. Pour honey in one spot on the cakey litter to simulate a pool of urine
10. Apply litter box splashguard for complete effect!
11. Dig in!

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I went to doggie day care today and I am pooped! Tomorrow night is agility! Gotta get some rest now. Why don’t you just have a gander at this while I take a nap…it is a video of a talented cat (a rarity indeed!).

Adios amigos! Hasta manana!

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However, the momma says that I’m so cute that I could get away with murder!

Triscuits… Whole grain goodness…no trans fats. Gotta love them!

Anywho….we are now members of the webring: Dogs in Agility! The link is at the bottom of the page.

Speaking of agility ….. I beg of all of you ….. please do NOT pee and/or poo in the tunnel! (or on any of the equipment, really-I believe you could get disqualified in a competition). The tunnel used to be one of my favorite activities (see previous entry) but the stench in there yesterday was horrendous! There really is no easy way for humans to clean inside the tunnel, so, if ya gotta go … just let someone know the best you can…or hold it in!

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