People let me tell you about my best friend. He’s my one toy, cuddly toy, my up my down my pride and joy…he’s my best friend….the rip ‘em cow torso! (what you see below sans head and limbs).

Enjoy this silly, but fun video:

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The momma and I can’t stop watching these annoying videos! What is wrong with us?

There are four videos in this player . You can pick and choose, but will be best to allow them to play in the default sequence:

1. The Annoying Orange (1:32)
2. The Annoying Orange 2: Plumpkin (2:10)
3. The Annoying Orange 3: TOE-MAY-TOE (2:11)
4. The Annoying Orange 4: Sandy Claus (2:08)

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Well, the momma and I are back at home and really missing our friends. Here is a photo of me and my pal having a great time….

Photo courtesy of Samuel A. Scott

When the momma and her friend were out enjoying the day on Monday, they stopped so her friend could photograph a beautiful tree with bright yellow leaves (one of these photos may pop up in a future entry). According to the momma’s friend, it was the perfect time of day for shooting photos…right before sunset. Anyway, this freakola comes running out of the house on the property near the tree and yells at the momma’s friend to stop taking pictures of his house. The momma’s friend explains that he was not taking photos of the house, but of the tree near the road. The freakola starts yelling that it’s his property and to stop taking pictures of it. This went on for several minutes. Of course, the momma’s friend had every right to photograph the tree near the road, but the momma was starting to get nervous so they left.

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Mmmmm…….doesn’t this look tasty???

It’s a Litter Box Cake!

Do you want the recipe?

[From Dolittler: How to Make a Litterbox Cake]:

Ingredients

• 2 recipes of brownies
• 1 recipe chocolate frosting (not canned)
• 2 recipes of angel food or white cake
• 1 large box of Nerds…pick out the blue and green ones
• 1 bag Tootsie Rolls
• 1 brand-new litter box (hand-washed)
• 1 brand-new litter scooper (hand-washed)
• 1/4 cup dark honey

Assembly

1. Line the bottom of the litter box with brownie squares
2. Soften the frosting in the microwave to achieve a pour-able consistency
3. Pour frosting over the brownies in an even layer and smooth out into the corners
4. In a large bowl, crumble the cake into fine, litter-like crumbs and sprinkle to cover the brownie/frosting layer
5. Sprinkle blue and green Nerds evenly over the top (to resemble air freshening crystals)
6. Sculpt Tootsie rolls into realistic kitty turds
7. Randomly insert litter scooper
8. Scatter and embed Tootsie roll sculptures into cakey litter
9. Pour honey in one spot on the cakey litter to simulate a pool of urine
10. Apply litter box splashguard for complete effect!
11. Dig in!

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These are from xkcd

A webcomic of romance, sarcasm, math, and language.

Warning: this comic occasionally contains strong language (which may be unsuitable for children), unusual humor (which may be unsuitable for adults), and advanced mathematics (which may be unsuitable for liberal-arts majors).

They also have a lot of fun t-shirts for sale in their store….

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