JD and the momma were working late this evening when the carbon monoxide alarm goes off. The momma called the front desk to let them know and they said they would send out security?!? The old fart security guard comes in, looks at the CO detector, looks at the furnace, then says
I don’t see anything, but we’ll call the fire department to be on the safe side since carbon monoxide is known as the silent killer.
(well, duh!). Thirty minutes later the valet comes to our door with a battery. he wanted to make sure it wasn’t a low battery causing it to go off. (it’s a plug in detector). So he looks at the CO detector anyway, then at the furnace.”I don’t see anything so I’ll call the fire department” I bring this up to demonstrate what sort of idiots control the momma’s life! Anyway, the fire department came and said that the CO levels were zero. They said that after a while the sensor in the detector gets worn out and that it should be replaced.
The End!