The Momma Loves Gringo

1. Bass Ale
2. Stella Artois
3. Red Stripe
4. Pete’s Wicked Strawberry Blonde
5. Tennent’s Lager
6. Fraoch Heather Ale
7. Corona (with lime)
8. Amstel Light
9. Cerveza Imperial
10. Sapporo…but only with sushi
11. Lapin Kulta

She doesn’t like dark beer…

• Showered with Irish Spring
• Put on a green dress
• Ate Lucky Charms for breakfast
• Took her Irish Setter for a walk (I pretended to be one)
• Using just her eyes, smiled at a neighbor who was walking his Irish Terrier
• Found a 4-leaf clover on the way to work
• Pinched everyone in the office who wasn’t wearing green
• Left work early to drink Killian’s at the pub
• Kept laughing and saying “Irish I were drunk!”
• Almost forgot to help me make a list for today’s post
• Passed out while still typi