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Merry Christmas Eve everyone (those who celebrate Christmas, that is). The momma let me open one present on Christmas Eve. It’s from my cousin, Linnane! (shhhhh…don’t tell her that I got her a Webkinz black poodle!)

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I was so happy and was having a blast ripping it to pieces, but then….the momma actually took it away from me! It was made from a soft type of rubber and she was afraid the small pieces would lodge into my intestines. She said that the vets who work on the holidays are the ones who drew the short straw and are usually overworked. But I’m still sad that I could only play with my present for less than 10 minutes. Oh well, I guess that it’s better to not have emergency surgery on Christmas.

Listened to: Peace On Earth/ Little Drummer Boy from the album The Best Christmas Album In The World… Ever! [Disc 2] by Bing Crosby & David Bowie.

 

 


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The ten most popular posts this year:

  1. Healthy for humans, deadly for dogs - We’re so happy that this is number one. We hope that it has prevented many accidental poisonings. A worthwhile read because some of the foods are surprising…and commonly within reach of many dogs.
  2. 13 cribbage boards from the momma’s collection
  3. CPAP, CPAP run - about sleep apnea
  4. My top three dog toys - the most fun ever!
  5. The Audiocity of it All! - a list of free audio applications for the Mac
  6. NBC Heroes/USA The 4400 - the comments relayed both good and bad news
  7. My 11 favorite activities…doggie style - you wouldn’t believe the search terms that led to this post!
  8. Tapetum Lucidum - eye shine
  9. Feelin’ Groovy - me in agility class…you may as well bypass this if you watched the video in number 7 above.
  10. The momma’s 13 favorite computer games
Listened to: Ants Marching from the albumUnder the Table and Dreamingby Dave Matthews Band







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Today, the momma ran into Keith (who obviously hasn’t yet read the letter from Ken).

The momma: Got a minute?

Keith: sure!

The momma: I know that Ken won’t admit to being wrong, but there’s no way that the odor in your kitchen is coming from my place.

Keith: What? you have an odor, too? It seems to be coming from our garbage disposal.

The momma: Ken said that it smelled like animals

Keith: No, it doesn’t smell at all like that. It smells sour, like sewage. We’ve had this problem for months.

GRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!

I would love to take a bite out of Ken but he probably tastes like crap!


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Ok, it’s Monday and our place is organized, just needed cleaning. A cleaning woman (Susan) who has worked for JD’s family for several years came to clean The momma told me that Susan has a dog and 2 cats and loves animals! La madre gave the momma a really great idea. Put me in daycare (yay!) and board the cats for the day. Also, put the litter box and all cat toys in the garage at her house. So now there are no signs of cats! Ken showed up at 11 am with the terminix man. The momma told him that he was supposed to come at 4pm. Ken said that terminix needed to inspect my place for bugs and mice. The momma told him that there were no bugs and definitely no mice in our place but they should check next door since there is a strong odor over there. Ken then asked if he could come back at 3 instead of 4pm so that maintenence would have time to patch up any holes and fix my toilet. The momma told him that would be ok. So, Ken showed up at 3:30 and the place is spotless! Ken looked around for while the maintenence guy (Sam) is fixed the toilet. JD also showed up around 4 to give the momma some support. As Ken was leaving:

Ken: Well, I’m going to head back. I appreciate you getting the place cleaned up.

JD: Ken, I came over last week with a few other people and none of us smelled anything.

Ken: Well there was a strong animal odor in here that I smelled last week. And maintenence was with me and they smelled it too.

The momma: There’s no way an odor strong enough to cause Keith’s place to smell bad could have come out of my place.

Ken: Well, there certainly was a strong animal smell here.

The momma: Look! I’m a veterinarian AND a scientist! I think I would know if a strong animal odor existed here! There was no way my place is the cause of the odor next door!

Ken: Well, I’m not going to argue with you. Sam, are you almost finished?

Sam: Yes, I just need to get the new CO detector put in.

Ken: Ok, I’ll head back and let you finish up here.

Then Ken left.

JD: Sam, were you here last week? [to the momma] Sam is one of the good guys. He is honest and very trustworthy.

Sam: I smelled a slight musty odor, but it wasn’t as strong as next door. To be honest with you, it’s not that uncommon of a problem.

JD and Sam left a few minutes later. The momma wanted to wait until 6 before picking all of us up at daycare.

5pm, the momma’s phone rang. It was JD.

JD: You are going to love what just happened!

The momma: what?

JD: I ran into Ken after I left your place. He asked me if you still had 3 animals. I told him that they were staying at a friends until you could work out some sort of arrangement. But, I also told him that your copy of the by-laws didn’t mention a limit of 2 pets and if the new situation didn’t work out we would take it before the board to get a special waiver to keep all of the pets. He said, really? it’s not in her copy of the by-laws? Hmmmm. I guess as long as they don’t cause any problems we can always look the other way.

YES!!!!!!!!!!


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JD and the momma were working late this evening when the carbon monoxide alarm goes off. The momma called the front desk to let them know and they said they would send out security?!? The old fart security guard comes in, looks at the CO detector, looks at the furnace, then says “I don’t see anything, but we’ll call the fire department to be on the safe side since carbon monoxide is known as the silent killer”. (well, duh!). Thirty minutes later the valet comes to our door with a battery. he wanted to make sure it wasn’t a low battery causing it to go off. (it’s a plug in detector). So he looks at the CO detector anyway, then at the furnace.”I don’t see anything so I’ll call the fire department” I bring this up to demonstrate what sort of idiots control the momma’s life! Anyway, the fire department came and said that the CO levels were zero. They said that after a while the sensor in the detector gets worn out and that it should be replaced.


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