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Be careful where you set this down

27 Sep 2008

Mmmmm…….doesn’t this look tasty???

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It’s a Litter Box Cake!

Listened to: Heart Shaped Box from the album “In Utero” by Nirvana

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Do you want the recipe?

[From Dolittler: How to Make a Litterbox Cake]:

Ingredients

  • 2 recipes of brownies
  • 1 recipe chocolate frosting (not canned)
  • 2 recipes of angel food or white cake
  • 1 large box of Nerds…pick out the blue and green ones
  • 1 bag Tootsie Rolls
  • 1 brand-new litter box (hand-washed)
  • 1 brand-new litter scooper (hand-washed)
  • 1/4 cup dark honey

Assembly

  1. Line the bottom of the litter box with brownie squares
  2. Soften the frosting in the microwave to achieve a pour-able consistency
  3. Pour frosting over the brownies in an even layer and smooth out into the corners
  4. In a large bowl, crumble the cake into fine, litter-like crumbs and sprinkle to cover the brownie/frosting layer
  5. Sprinkle blue and green Nerds evenly over the top (to resemble air freshening crystals)
  6. Sculpt Tootsie rolls into realistic kitty turds :)
  7. Randomly insert litter scooper
  8. Scatter and embed Tootsie roll sculptures into cakey litter
  9. Pour honey in one spot on the cakey litter to simulate a pool of urine
  10. Apply litter box splashguard for complete effect!
  11. Dig in!

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Tiny buttons

26 Sep 2008

Ahoy dar mitey! The momma and I have a new theme! In the upper right hand corner of each post there are two tiny buttons.

Click the one on the left (two arrowheads pointing inward) to toggle the sidebar in and out. Click the square one on the right to collapse or expand the post. Neat eh? Except for the sidebar toggle can be a little goofy at times and shoves the sidebar into the margins.

Listened to: The Hardest Button to Button from the album “Elephant” by The White Stripes

*Note: These tips are no longer applicable in the current theme! Sorry for the confusion!

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Oz a wok

Today I wanted to tell you about a relative of mine. The Azawakh (pronounced Oz-a-wok) is an ancient sight-hound originally used by Central African Tuareg and other nomadic tribes for hunting, companionship and protection. They are both loyal and independent. The most striking feature are the long legs, which are usually longer than the body. This is one of the rarest breeds of dogs; only introduced outside of Africa in the 1970’s. Very cool looking dog, wouldn’t you say?

Listened to: Eubie Walkin’ from the album “The Original Jam Sessions 1969” by Bill Cosby & Quincy Jones
Listen now: 

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Photo author: Lilly M Source: za zgodą mojej znajomej – wikipedystki (2006-03-25). Permission is granted to copy, distribute and/or modify this document under the terms of the GNU Free Documentation License, Version 1.2 or any later version published by the Free Software Foundation; with no Invariant Sections, no Front-Cover Texts, and no Back-Cover Texts. A copy of the license is included in the section entitled “GNU Free Documentation License“.

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xkcd Webcomics

24 Sep 2008

These are from xkcd

A webcomic of romance, sarcasm, math, and language.

Warning: this comic occasionally contains strong language (which may be unsuitable for children), unusual humor (which may be unsuitable for adults), and advanced mathematics (which may be unsuitable for liberal-arts majors).

Listened to: I’ll Stick Around from the album “Foo Fighters” by Foo Fighters

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They also have a lot of fun t-shirts for sale in their store….

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Guilt Trip

21 Sep 2008

Do not go to work….please? Stay home at with me!

Listened to: Stay With Me from the album The Best of Faces: Good Boys When They’re Asleep by Faces

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