Neuter essentials?
16 Aug 2008
Can somebody please explain this???? They did not dress me up like this when I was neutered!

Okay, I am not ashamed to admit that I have been surgically “altered”. Some may call it dismemberment of a sort, but I do not really miss them. For one thing, it is a lot easier to run and jump without them bouncing all over the place!
I think they only should be kept around if you are planning on being a daddy someday. Even then, if you do not belong to a professional breeder, you may want to consult with one before family planning. You may think that you will make a lot of money to buy premium dog food and new toys, but raising puppies until they are old enough to adopt out is very costly indeed! If you are lucky, you may break even.
Think about the benefits of removing them (at around 6 months of age). First of all, they cloud up your thinking. If there is a bitch in your neighborhood who is in season, they will make you do anything, even may make you run across a busy street to get to her. Second, without them, you will have nearly a zero chance of getting prostate cancer.
As for the unproven facts of losing them (again at around 6 months of age) there is little to no smegma, less drooling, and less aggressive behavior.
Here’s a little tip for single women. If you meet a man who insists that his male dog never be neutered and is not planning on breeding him, don’t date him. There are only two other reasons a man will do this. First, he may be a hypermacho “Alabama man” and second he may be using the dog to compensate for something else….
your pal,
Gringo
The End!
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