The Showdown (part 7 of 8)

Posted on June 30th, 2008 in blech,ruh roh by Gringo

Ok, it’s Monday and our place is organized, just needed cleaning. A cleaning woman (Susan) who has worked for JD’s family for several years came to clean. The momma told me that Susan has a dog and 2 cats and loves animals! La madre gave the momma a really great idea. Put me in daycare (yay!) and board the cats for the day. Also, put the litter box and all cat toys in the garage at her house. So now there are no signs of cats! Ken showed up at 11 am with the terminix man. The momma told him that he was supposed to come at 4pm. Ken said that terminix needed to inspect my place for bugs and mice. The momma told him that there were no bugs and definitely no mice in our place but they should check next door since there is a strong odor over there. Ken then asked if he could come back at 3 instead of 4pm so that maintenence would have time to patch up any holes and fix my toilet. The momma told him that would be ok. So, Ken showed up at 3:30 and the place is spotless! Ken looked around for while the maintenence guy (Sam) is fixed the toilet. JD also showed up around 4 to give the momma some support. As Ken was leaving:

Ken: Well, I’m going to head back. I appreciate you getting the place cleaned up.

JD: Ken, I came over last week with a few other people and none of us smelled anything.

Ken: Well there was a strong animal odor in here that I smelled last week. And maintenence was with me and they smelled it too.

The momma: There’s no way an odor strong enough to cause Keith’s place to smell bad could have come out of my place.

Ken: Well, there certainly was a strong animal smell here.

The momma: Look! I’m a veterinarian AND a scientist! I think I would know if a strong animal odor existed here! There was no way my place is the cause of the odor next door!

Ken: Well, I’m not going to argue with you. Sam, are you almost finished?

Sam: Yes, I just need to get the new CO detector put in.

Ken: Ok, I’ll head back and let you finish up here.

Then Ken left.

JD: Sam, were you here last week? [to the momma] Sam is one of the good guys. He is honest and very trustworthy.

Sam: I smelled a slight musty odor, but it wasn’t as strong as next door. To be honest with you, it’s not that uncommon of a problem.

JD and Sam left a few minutes later. The momma wanted to wait until 6 before picking all of us up at daycare.

5pm, the momma’s phone rang. It was JD.

JD: You are going to love what just happened!

The momma: what?

JD: I ran into Ken after I left your place. He asked me if you still had 3 animals. I told him that they were staying at a friends until you could work out some sort of arrangement. But, I also told him that your copy of the by-laws didn’t mention a limit of 2 pets and if the new situation didn’t work out we would take it before the board to get a special waiver to keep all of the pets. He said, really? it’s not in her copy of the by-laws? Hmmmm. I guess as long as they don’t cause any problems we can always look the other way.

YES!!!!!!!!!!

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Sound the alarm (part 6 of 8)

Posted on June 28th, 2008 in blech,ruh roh by Gringo

JD and the momma were working late this evening when the carbon monoxide alarm goes off. The momma called the front desk to let them know and they said they would send out security?!? The old fart security guard comes in, looks at the CO detector, looks at the furnace, then says

I don’t see anything, but we’ll call the fire department to be on the safe side since carbon monoxide is known as the silent killer.

(well, duh!). Thirty minutes later the valet comes to our door with a battery. he wanted to make sure it wasn’t a low battery causing it to go off. (it’s a plug in detector). So he looks at the CO detector anyway, then at the furnace.”I don’t see anything so I’ll call the fire department” I bring this up to demonstrate what sort of idiots control the momma’s life! Anyway, the fire department came and said that the CO levels were zero. They said that after a while the sensor in the detector gets worn out and that it should be replaced.

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Still working night and day…. (part 5 of 8)

Posted on June 27th, 2008 in blech,ruh roh by Gringo

JD and the momma have been working like crazy to get our place straightened up! The momma had to take a few days off of work, but her boss understood. It looks as if we’re barely going to make it by Monday. JD recommended her cleaning lady and she will be able to work here on Monday. JD called Ken today but he wasn’t in. She left a message for him to meet us down here at 4pm on Monday. I don’t think JD likes me very much. Every time I try to get to know her she gets upset and the momma puts me in my crate.


“Midwest Life-Stages 36-by-24-by-27-Inch Folding Double-Door Metal Dog Crate” (Midwest)

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The letter summary (part 4 of 8)

Posted on June 26th, 2008 in blech,ruh roh by Gringo

Today the momma got a letter from Ken (cc to Keith, my neighbor who has been out of town) stating that per their discussion, the foul odor in Keith’s place stems from our place! It also tells her to clean up the place by Monday, the 30th. The nerve! What a deck!

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JD, my heroin (part 3 of 8)

Posted on June 25th, 2008 in blech,ruh roh by Gringo

So, JD came over earlier and she’s really cool! She was very helpful and has a lot of stories about how Ken intimidates the women around the Albany. She, along with several other people who came over, including la madre (Lucy’s mom, who has a sharp sense of smell), didn’t smell any sort of foul odor.

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Getting worse…much worse, indeed! (part 2 of 8)

Posted on June 24th, 2008 in blech,ruh roh by Gringo

The momma called Ken this morning and told him that she knows our place is a mess and that she can understand how he might assume that the odor is coming from our place, but that she didn’t really smell much of anything (although she thought she smelled urine briefly). Ken said that the odor was strong when he was in our place and she needs to get it cleaned up. The momma told Ken that it could possibly be mice or some other animal since the neighbors have been out of town. Ken said that he will bring Terminix when he comes to inspect our place next Monday. She then told him that there wouldn’t be mice in our place because 2 cats live here.

Then Ken blows up!

Wait! you have a dog and 2 cats?? You’re only allowed to have 2 pets! This is a problem!

(that’s just great)

The momma told him that she thought the limit only applied to dogs.

Ken: It’s any animals. Are there any other animals you have that I should know about?

The momma: No

Ken: Well, first things first. Get your place cleaned up and I’ll come out Monday with maintenance and terminix.

So, now the momma’s in a panic! There’s no way she can get the place cleaned up by herself in less than a week. And I can’t help her because I do not have opposable thumbs! And there’s no way that she’s getting rid of me…as for myself, I wouldn’t miss the cats, but the momma definitely would!

Tonight the momma did an internet search for organizers or cleaning services and called several people…..

She finally got a call back from a woman named JD with a an organizing business.

The momma told JD the story and JD said that she could help and that perhaps the manager won’t make a fuss if the place isn’t completely clean by Monday as long as there was at least some good progress.

The momma: I don’t know about that. This guy is a real jerk…when i first moved here he made me pay the cable assessment for 2 months even though my cable was not hooked up at that time. you can’t reason with him. he doesn’t listen.

JD: Well, why don’t we get something set up for tomorrow….should we start in the evening?

The momma: That sounds good

JD: OK, I’ll need directions to get to your place. I live in the Albany condominiums. do you know where that is?

The momma: That’s where I live! Oh no! Now you know who i’m talking about! He’s probably one of your best friends!

JD: Oh no he’s not!! I’ve had some run-ins with Ken myself!

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Trouble brewing…(part 1 of 8)

Posted on June 23rd, 2008 in blech,ruh roh by Gringo

So, this morning, the manager of the condo association where the momma and I live (Ken) called the momma at work and told her that her neighbor’s kitchen has a bad odor and they want to look inside our unit to see if it is also in our unit. By the way, our kitchen and our neighbor’s kitchen share the same wall. She told him that it’s fine since she was already expecting maintenance to come to fix the toilet in the guest bathroom.

Well when he came over, he wouldn’t even make eye contact with me! The maintenance man with him at least rubbed my head and let me smell his dog’s odor on his pants. There was absolutely no dog, or even cat, smell on Ken. He must be one of those animal haters that I’ve heard of.

Later today, Ken called the momma and tells her that our place is filthy and smells like animals and she needs to clean it by next Monday when our neighbors will be getting back home from vacation. She agreed and asked if they had fixed the toilet. Ken said,

I told maintenance to hold off of any repairs until the place is cleaned up.

The momma is a “collector” and quite a bit messy, but our place is definitely not filthy! When she got home she didn’t really smell anything at all. once she thought she faintly smelled something like urine but it was temporary. That Ken is such a deck jerk!

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My top three dog toys

Posted on June 22nd, 2008 in let me make you smile by Gringo

Drum-roll please……

Topping the charts at numeros uno, dos, y tres:

Rip ‘Em Tiger and Cow. The legs and head are attached to a soft squeaky body with velcro. I love the sound of the limbs and head being ripped from the body. I also enjoy mouthing the body to make it squeak. This is one of the rare toys that I play with often without destroying it.



Hide-A-Squirrel. This is another plush toy. It consists of a stump with 3 holes. Three squirrels hide inside the stump and I either fish them out with my pointy snoot, or I just shake them out. It’s a blast!

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Tug-a-Jug. This is a sweet one. The momma puts kibble inside of this bullet-proof plastic jug. I can smell the food through the tiny, salt shaker holes in the bottom of the jug…but I have to get the food out of the top end. Quite a puzzle for my little whippet brain! There’s a rope dangling from the top end so I can grab it and sling it around. When I toss it onto the wood floor, it makes really loud noise that makes the cats jump and run! Hilarious!

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Let me borrow that top

Posted on June 21st, 2008 in let me make you smile by Gringo

We’ve recently added a link to Liam Sullivan’s blog. Here is a link to his home page: Liam Show and below is a video of his that the momma and I thought was hilarious (and the momma thinks Liam is very cute!)

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11 of the Momma’s favorite beers (you must be of legal drinking age)

Posted on June 19th, 2008 in eat/drink me by Gringo

Bottoms up!

  1. Bass Ale
  2. Stella Artois
  3. Red Stripe
  4. Pete’s Wicked Strawberry Blonde
  5. Tennent’s Lager
  6. Fraoch Heather Ale
  7. Corona (with lime)
  8. Amstel Light
  9. Cerveza Imperial
  10. Sapporo…but only with sushi
  11. Lapin Kulta

She doesn’t like dark beer…

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