Bad speeling and grammar all over the internets

So, it is NAtional BLog POsting MOnth and the March category is lists. This is our first time doing this and it is much harder to keep up than we thought it would be. Today we will list common grammar and spelling mistakes. How boring is that?

1. without further adieu - vs. - without further ado
2. for all intensive purposes - vs. - for all intents and purposes
3. Pre-Madonna - vs. - Prima Donna
4. This is definately boring - vs. - This is definitely boring
5. I would like to meet a women - vs. - I would like to meet a woman
6. You’re pants are to tight - vs. - Your pants are too tight
7. Your going to regret reading this - vs. - You’re going to regret reading this
8. I bit my tounge - vs. - I bit my tongue
9. Thats bad grammer - vs. - That’s bad grammar
10. Your a whimp - vs. - You’re a wimp
11. A friendly woman from the countryside and a snobbish city woman were seated side-by-side on an airplane. The country girl naturally asked “So, where are you from?” The snobby lady said “From a place where we know better than to use a preposition at the end of a sentence.” The country girl sat quietly for a few minutes and then asked “So, where are you from, bitch?”

The End!

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